Custom Cut Sales


Place your order with

Happy Critters Farm.


We raise your animal.

You fill out a cut-order form.


We let you know when your order is ready.



Pre-ordering is the best way to ensure your order can be fulfilled.  

If problems arise in fulfilling your order, we will contact you.

If we do not have any animals available at the time of your order, please ask to be put on a waiting list so that we can contact you if we have an unexpected availability. 


After you place your order, we will raise the animal for you. If you order pork or beef, we will have you fill out a cut order form closer to the time of butcher. On this form, you will specify how you want your portion of meat to be cut (the roasts, steaks, etc.). We will also give you an estimate on when your animal will be ready for butcher.


We have our pigs and cattle processed at a local, state-inspected processing plant* a few miles away from the farm and will deliver your order there for free. The chickens are processed in Twig, MN.  We will help you make arrangements to pick-up your order after processing.






*You have the right to have your animal processed at a place of your choosing.   If you would like your animal butchered at a different location than we bring our animals, let us know and we can make arrangements for you to pick-up your animal from our farm and bring it to a place of your choice.


Pricing and Ordering


Pastured Pork  (available in the Spring and Fall)

$2.00/lb plus processing.  Order here


  • Our pork is sold as halves and whole. 
  • The price is per pound hanging weight plus processing. 
  • Whole pig hanging weight approx. 200 lbs.
  • Processing approx. $0.64/lb (incl. smoking)



Grass-Finished Beef  (available in the Fall)

$3.00/lb plus processing.   Order here

  • Our beef is sold as 1/4, 1/2, or the whole animal.  
  • The price is per pound hanging weight plus processing.  
  • Whole cow hanging weight approx. 500-600 lbs. 
  • Processing approx. $0.48/lb


Pastured Chicken (available in June)

$3.00/lb (includes processing)  Order here

  • Chickens are sold by the pound, wrapped and frozen.
  • You can receive your chicken as a whole broiler or cut into eight bone-in pieces*.   
  • Est. weight range:  4 - 6 lbs/bird
  • *$1.00 charge per bird for having your chicken cut into 8 bone-in pieces 


Please understand that our goal is to raise happy, natural, healthy animals.  As such, they grow at rates that we don't control so our "estimates" on their date of butcher and on their butcher weights are just estimates and are subject to change. 



Interested? Questions? Want to Order?